Joke =)

For 2 years a man was having an affair with anItalian woman.One night, she confided in him that she wasPregnant.


Not wanting to ruin his reputation Or his marriage, He paid her a large sum ofMoney if she would go to Italy to secretly haveThe child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, He would also provide child support until the child Turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when theBaby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to Simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' On the back. He would then arrange for the childSupport payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to hisConfused wife. 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strangePost card today..' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain itLater,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched asHer husband read the card, turned white,And fainted.


On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.Three with meatballs, two without.Send extra sauce.'